“Cocaine Bear” is the kind of artful cinema the world needs… nah, just kidding, but it is mostly fun

It's a million dollar idea wrapped up in 30 cent packaging: Cocaine Bear. It belongs on a Wall of Fame of great and terrible movie concepts along with Sharknado, Snakes on a Plane and Samurai Cop. Yes, it sort of happened, but the possibilities nevertheless run wild. Cocaine Bear. A concept for the ages. The...